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PostSubject: little girl on plane   Thu 07 May 2009, 10:13 am

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
sh@!?
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Thu 07 May 2009, 12:02 pm

hmmm good thing i know nuclear power lol

i can also answer the little girls question lol!
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Thu 07 May 2009, 1:31 pm

WOW, Now I really feel underqualified. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Thu 07 May 2009, 11:23 pm

thats why ur in college yet buzz lol!
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Thu 07 May 2009, 11:51 pm

Nathan Werneburg wrote:
thats why ur in college yet buzz lol!

There is always one Nate that speaks for all Nates when he says, "Nucular." lol!
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Thu 07 May 2009, 11:58 pm

never said i was an english major lol!
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Fri 08 May 2009, 12:12 am

Nathan Werneburg wrote:
never said i was an english major lol!

You mean you don't speak english?? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: little girl on plane   Fri 08 May 2009, 12:17 am

no comprede engleash

no comprede espanol

lol!
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