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PostSubject: Confucius Says   Mon 04 May 2009, 2:46 pm

Confucius Says:

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

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Now send it to 1

Or more peo ple .

Nothing will
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says   Mon 04 May 2009, 4:47 pm

I like that, funny, especially the part about fingernails. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says   Mon 04 May 2009, 5:27 pm

I like the crowded elevator
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says   Fri 29 May 2009, 1:34 am

Man who goes to bed wit ichy butt


Wakes up wit smelly fingers
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says   Fri 29 May 2009, 11:19 pm

IDK if this fits here, but

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest lol!
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