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PostSubject: New Speak.   Mon 21 Jun 2010, 4:44 pm

Contemporary Vocabulary
1.Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2.Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3.Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4.Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for getting laid.

5.Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7.Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8.Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9.Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10.Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

11.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12.Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13.Glibido: All talk and no action.

14.Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15.Arachnoleptic! fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16.Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

17.Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
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