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PostSubject: little johnny joke   Sun 27 Dec 2009, 9:34 pm

It is near the Christmas
> break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and
> there is really nothing more to do. All
> the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an
> earlydismissal.
> Teacher:
> "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and
> correctly can leave early today."
> Little
> Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.
> I'm smart and will answer the question."
>
> Teacher:
> "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
> Ago'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
> Lincoln."
>
> Teacher:
> "That's right Susie, you can go home."
>
> Johnny
> is mad that Susie answered the question first.
> Teacher:
> "Who said 'I Have a
> Dream'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
> King."
>
> Teacher:
> "That's right Mary, you can go."
>
> Johnny
> is even madder than before.
>
> Teacher:
> "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
> you'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
> Kennedy."
>
> Teacher:
> "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
>
> Johnny
> is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
>
>
> When
> the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep
> their mouths shut!"
>
> The
> teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID
> THAT?"
>
> Johnny:
> "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
> NOW?"
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