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		<description>Whatever you think is funny, just remember this is a forum for all ages.</description>
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			<title>What business is being advertised?</title>
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			<dc:creator>moto-breeder</dc:creator>
			<description>Exactly what does the city expect people to find if they make the right turn?











What happened - the city made a sign and left one box empty.  Someone used the same vinyl as the rest of the sign to fill in the blank.  Here's the sign when it was first displayed.







Nature abhors a vacuum.  Humour abhors an opportunity. </description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:43:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Silly stuff for us tractor guys.....</title>
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			<dc:creator>poncho62</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmvhCpEKAjY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmvhCpEKAjY</a>
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I couldn't get through the whole thing........ <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:48:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Two Sisters and a bull</title>
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			<dc:creator>shroonmagnet</dc:creator>
			<description>Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.



The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.



Upon leaving, she tells her sister, &quot;When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull,  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:57:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>DUI and he did what in his pants</title>
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			<dc:creator>tracktor312</dc:creator>
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			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:07:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>why men have sheds</title>
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			<dc:creator>tracktor312</dc:creator>
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			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:55:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Beer run on a lawn mower leads to charges in Maine</title>
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			<dc:creator>poncho62</dc:creator>
			<description>Hope it isn't anyone we know.......



http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090605/koddities/oddity_lawn_mower







VASSALBORO, Maine - A Maine man has been charged with operating under

the influence after he and a friend made a beer run on a riding lawn

mower.





Police say 51-year-old Danforth Ross of Vassalboro was charged May 29.





Trooper Joe Chretien had been flagged down by several motorists

warning of a wayward mower and made the arrest after Ross and his

friend emerged from  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:52:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>camping must have</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I want to put one of these on the back of the RV and take it to the campground that ripped me. 
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and use it often     ignore the TWIX ad
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<a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/216119/off_road_commode/" target="_blank">http://www.metacafe.com/watch/216119/off_road_commode/</a>]]></description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:35:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Got a kick outta this</title>
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			<dc:creator>johnboggs21</dc:creator>
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			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:10:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>shedpost deleted</title>
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			<dc:creator>tracktor312</dc:creator>
			<description>delete this post</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:37:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Cowboy Chili</title>
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			<dc:creator>shroonmagnet</dc:creator>
			<description>Oldie but goodie 



A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga,Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.



After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, &quot;If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?&quot;



The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, &quot;Nah, you go ahead.&quot;



Eagerly,  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:14:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>penguin poetry</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description>Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

                                   

Wonder no more!!!



It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.



The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.



If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:51:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Confucius Says</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description>Confucius Says: 



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Man who run in



Front of car get tired.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Man who run behind



Car get exhausted.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Man with one



Chopstick go hungry.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Man who scratch butt



Should not bite fingernails.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Man who eat many



Prunes get good run for money.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



Baseball is wrong:



Man with four balls cannot walk.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*



War  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 17:46:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>daughters safety policy (no exception Johnny) even though you like tractors</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description>Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.



 



Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.



Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 20:26:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Nate is a genious!</title>
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			<dc:creator>wvbuzzmaster</dc:creator>
			<description>Title might be overkill but jeez, I had a great experience because Nate is a genious.   



Back in I believe February, Nate sent me a rebuilt carb to go on my Springfield because the old one leaked and had an unadjusting float needle (wouldn't stay put). 



Anyways, I had mounted the carb months ago, just never tried it out, I needed a battery and finish fuel line installation. I did both of those last night so today was the test day. I rolled the Springfield out onto my tractor house porch  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 00:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>magazine for married men</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=18&amp;u=13636062" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/13/63/60/62/th/32162210.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>
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			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 18:02:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>little girl on plane</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description>LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the

airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' 



The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed

it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you

like to talk about?' 



'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about

nuclear power?' and he smiles.



OK, ' she said. 'That could  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 13:13:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sweet Georgia Brown</title>
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			<dc:creator>TJ</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Keepen that tractor beat.
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<a href="http://fschnell.net/WordPress/?p=1094" target="_blank">http://fschnell.net/WordPress/?p=1094</a>]]></description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 23:48:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Su Wong marries Lee Wong</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description>Su Wong marries Lee Wong 

  



Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,

the Wongs have a new baby.

The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, 

but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.



'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 

'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' 



The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 

'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, 

so I think we will name him... 



Are you ready for this?



  ...</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:48:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thanks for the section</title>
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			<dc:creator>ohmar99</dc:creator>
			<description>Occasionally I get E-mails I would like to share with you guys</description>
			<category>Humor</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 13:51:41 GMT</pubDate>
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